USA: 1 | UK: 0 – When Judges and Borders Actually Still Mean Something
Ah, the good ol’ USA — land of freedom, opportunity, and, apparently, actual consequences for helping fugitives skip immigration.
Meanwhile, here in Britain, the only thing getting deported is common sense.
While America is busy arresting judges who think they’re starring in a low-budget Ocean’s Eleven remake (“Quick, out the jury door, Eduardo!”), the UK is still lovingly clutching its pearls and murmuring,
“Well, we mustn't be seen as rude...”
Seriously, hats off to America.
Judge helps an illegal immigrant escape arrest? BANG. FBI. Cuffs. Court date booked faster than you can say ‘Due Process.’
Meanwhile, in the UK, someone sneaks into the country, smashes up a town centre, and what happens?
“Here’s your taxpayer-funded hotel, sir. Breakfast is at 8. Vegan options available.”
Mass Immigration: Because What’s a Border Anyway?
Once upon a time, borders meant something.
Now in Britain, they're more like decorative suggestions — like doilies on a tea tray or those “please pay here” signs in village shops where the till’s been unmanned since 2015.
And did anyone actually vote for this grand open-door social experiment?
Spoiler: Nope.
But according to the experts, you wanted this. Deep down. In your soul.
You just didn’t know it at the time.
Kind of like when you “wanted” that free bank pen and now it won’t stop leaking in your pocket.
Meanwhile Across the Pond...
In America, they’ve decided that laws still matter.
Imagine that: a country enforcing its immigration rules rather than holding workshops on “how to feel less nationalist while your economy collapses.”
A judge thinks they can moonlight as an Uber driver for fugitives?
No problem — here come the handcuffs.
Zero tolerance. No counselling sessions. No Safe Spaces Required.
Honestly, it’s almost enough to make you dust off your old globe and start looking at property listings in Texas.
(Warning: Must love BBQ, freedom, and people who can spell "sovereignty" without needing a workshop.)
Moral of the Story
When you see a system actually enforce its own laws, it reminds you that, once upon a time, Britain used to be pretty good at that too.
Now?
We’re just politely handing out welcome packs, offering free Wi-Fi passwords, and teaching newcomers how to claim every benefit known to man.
But hey — at least we’re inclusive.
Even if we’re also broke, overwhelmed, and culturally confused.
Final thought:
Maybe Britain should try a little less “diversity and inclusion” and a little more “basic border control and common sense.”
Just a thought.
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